जवानी उम्र ही ऐसी होती है...
मौहल्ले
की किसी भी लड़की की शादी हो जाए
तो लगता है..
मेरे साथ धोखा हो गया !!
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Kisi Ne Muj Se Poocha Dard Ki Kimat Kya Hai,, frown emoticon
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Maine Kaha Mujhe Kya Pata Mujhe To Log Muft Me Dete Hai..

फ्रेंड और बेस्ट फ्रेंड में अंतर.... ,
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फ्रेंड: यार प्लीज....गाड़ी धीरे चला.... ,
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बेस्ट फ्रेंड: और तेज भगा साले....आगे वाली स्कार्पियो में माल है.....

सरदार का पडोसी मर गया :

वो उसके घर गया और पूछने लगा : बॉडी आ गई क्या ?

तभी बॉडी लेकर एम्बुलेंस आ गयी…

सरदार : लो बताओ…कितनी लम्बी उम्र है |

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Funny Laws Which Will Boggle Your Mind
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In Colorado,It is against the law for children over the age of eight to wet the bed.
In Connecticut, It is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday.
IN Florida, It is against the law to dream about another man’s wife or cow.
In Arizona,There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.
In Alabama, It is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.
In Los Angeles,a man is legally entitled to beat his wife with a leather belt or strap,
but the belt can’t be wider than 2 inches, unless he has his wife’s consent to beat her with a wider strap.
In Michigan,a woman isn’t allowed to cut her own hair without her husband’s permission
In Tucson, it is illegal for women to wear pants.
In St. Louis,it is illegal for an on-duty firefighter to rescue a woman wearing a nightgown; in order to be rescued, a woman must be fully dressed.
In Arizon, It is illegal to eat grass from any area where sheep or cows are grazing.
In Tennessee, It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish
In Alaska, Stealing snow from a neighbors garden to make a snowman is against the law
but you can use it for an igloo.
In Charleton, all carriage-horses must wear diapers
In Port Huron, the speed limit for ambulances in 20 m.p.h.
In Racine, WS., it is illegal to wake a fireman when he is asleep

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Think over ur country's Law...may be u r lucky
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Apni Tabiyat Ka Mizaaj Bhi Ajeeb Hain...!!
Log Maut Se Darte Hai Aur Hum Teri Judai Se...!!

Uljhane kyaa bataau Zindagi ki,,,
Usi ke Gale Lag kar Usi Ki Shiqaayat Karni h..
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A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic, he said, it was his mission.
He kissed her once; he kissed her twice and said, “Now that’s addition.”
In silent satisfaction, she sweetly gave the kisses back and said, “Now that’s subtraction.”
Boy-and-girl-kissing........

Then he kissed her, she kissed him, without an explanation.
And both together smiled and said, “That’s multiplication.”

Then her Dad appeared upon the scene and made a quick decision.
He kicked that boy three blocks away and said, “That’s long division!”

Math is hard wheN yoU caught

Son – I want a
baby brother .
Mom – your dad is overseas.
When he comes back we will talk
over it.
Son – why don’t you give him a
surprise?

A child had never seen his hips,
1 day his teacher beat him on his hips,
He comes back home n see his hips in the mirror & says..
oH God she Divided It 2 pices
BAAPLE! DO TUKLE KAL DIYE!

Wife comes home late at night
and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.
From under the blanket
she sees four legs instead of two!
She reaches for a baseball bat
and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.
Once she's done,
she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.
As she enters,
she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. :s
"hi darling", he says,
"your parents have come to visit us,
so I let them stay in our bedroom.
Hope you have said hello to them.

You haven't lost your smile at all, it's right under your nose.
You just forgot it was there.


Hpy we'nd Ahead


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thank

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Wow nice one

Meri life ka Sabse bada Truth...😞😞👇
😞 Nikal Diya Usne Hame apni #Zindgi se bheege Kagaz ki trah..👈😞
Na likhne Ke kabil chora..👏
Na padhne ke..💔😞

Tere naal si khichaiyan
Facebook te main paaiyan
Tere naal khichvaiyan
Facebook te main paaiyan
Teri kalli kalli photo te delete maareya
Ni tera saara gussa..

5 taara theke utte behke taareya
Main tera saara gussa...... 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄 #Diljit_love_you 😍😍

Ek dil mere dil ko zakham de gaya,
zindagi bhar jine ki kasam de gaya,
Laakhon pholoo me se ek phol chuna humne,
Jo kanto se ghayri chuban de gaya....

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'When two people first meet,
they can only have a
very ordinary kind of friendship.
But when you begin to understand each other,
when you get close to them,
you discover that you're
suddenly eager to know him or her even better.''

'Friendship is unnecessary,
like philosophy, like art...
It has no survival value;
rather it is one of those things
that give value to survival.'

'A lot of the powerful religious leaders,
from Jesus to Buddha to Muhammad to Tibetan monks,
they're really talking about the same things:
love and acceptable, and the value of friendship,
and respecting yourself...
so you can respect others.'

'Strike to have friends,
for life without friends is..
like life on a desert island...
to find one real friend
in a lifetime is good fortune;
to keep him/her is a blessing.'

'We're born alone, we live alone, we die alone.
Only through our love and friendship
can we create the illusion
for the moment that we're not alone???'

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★ ђคשє ค ן๏ץŦยl คץt ★

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पुरुष ताश खेलते रहते हैं
महिलाएँ मीलों चलकर 20-20ली. पानी भरके ले आती है!!!
और आप कहते हैं,अब ज़माना बदल रहा है?
आँखें खोलकर देखिए !!!
भारत देश गाँव में बसता है!

उस Dost की Dosti पे कभी शक ना करना,
जो गर्लफ्रेंड से बात करते समय
एक↔ इयरफोन तुम्हारे कान में लगा दे...!!

तेज बारिश मेँ खड़ा रहा मैँ..
बस एक शब्द सुनने को...!!
वो कह दे.....इधर आओ पागल भीग जाओगे....!!"
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तभी मम्मी की आवाज आई...😃
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अंदर आ जा नासपीटे...!@!
कल वाली चडडीयां भी अभी तक नहीं सूखी।
पूरी इज्जत की वाट लगा के रख दी मम्मी ने,,
😂😝😜😝💪💪💪

नया जनरेशन
एक दोस्त दूसरे दोस्त से .
: कल रात इंटरनेट बंद था और मोबाइल सर्विस भी नहीं थी तो मैं कुछ देर के लिए अपने घरवालों के साथ जाकर बैठ गया
काफी अच्छे लोग हैं यार वो भी😜😜